Hey there!

So I probably have all of one person reading my blog right now, and she's my friend. It's OK. I might entice some more followers into Wonderland at some point.

As is customary with a new blog, I will tell you a little bit about myself. I'm married and have 3 kids under 5 years of age. I don't waste time. But therefore I only blog when I can and have to save posts for later completion quite frequently. I am 32, so I'm Generation X. Or Y, depending on which site's definition you use.

I am snarky. I can't help it. It comes from the overabundance of silly shizz I see on teh Interwebs and in the news. So some things I say might offend you. Some language I use might offend you. Feel free to leave a comment if you wish, though-as I do not censor myself, I will not censor you. Unless you try to sell me Viagra, work-at-home "opportunities", or kefir water. I don't need that mess.

Wonderland...well I loves me some "Alice in Wonderland." Not John Holmes' Wonderland, although true crime is another major interest of mine. I have an Alice-themed tattoo, even.

I don't do Twitter because I can blog. I guess I could at some point but IDK if I want to tweet/twit/twat/whatever it is. I'm kinda wordy for that. So welcome to my little corner of teh Interwebs. Pull up a toadstool, give me some feedback, and most of all, come again!